The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

Review ebook The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

Warning : This isn’t really a review, just a whole bunch of movie gifs and such.

My love for this movie might just have something to do with me rating this book so high. I mean come on, the movie is so fucking good. How can you not like a movie that has:

scary ass monsters

killer unicorns

redneck zombies!

some sexy dancing

1 fucking hot fool

Fuck that man is beautiful ^_____^

Don’t mind me drooling….

And don’t forget evil gods!!

Seriously, it feels like this movie was made for ME. It has basically ever Warning : This isn’t really a review, just a whole bunch of movie gifs and such.

My love for this movie might just have something to do with me rating this book so high. I mean come on, the movie is so fucking good. How can you not like a movie that has:

scary ass monsters

killer unicorns

redneck zombies!

some sexy dancing

1 fucking hot fool

Fuck that man is beautiful ^_____^

Don’t mind me drooling….

And don’t forget evil gods!!

Seriously, it feels like this movie was made for ME. It has basically everything I love.

It’s not just another horror movie where five friends go into the woods and are killed one by one. It’s so much more than that.

This is probably one of my favorite movie novelizations ever. It’s just like the movie, but I love how you get more background on all the characters and more info about the gods. Also I FUCKING LOVE the fact that we officially know that Marty felt something towards Dana. When I first watched the movie I honestly thought they were supposed to be together, not Holden and Dana. I hate Holden. In the book he seemed more like a perv. >< Dana and Marty are so cute together though! Their parts were my favorite in the book. Especially the passages where you are in Marty’s head and you find out he has feelings for Dana. 😀 SQEEEEEEEE!!!!! Sorry…I guess I’m slightly obsessed with those two together. If I directed the movie I would have had Marty confess how he feels about her at the end and have them kiss or something. That’s just me though.

I wasn’t going to add this to my favorites shelf due to the fact that I love the movie and all, but fuck it. I’m 100% sure I would have added this to that shelf even if I didn’t watch the movie. Sure, the writing isn’t the greatest but I was so invested in the story that I DID NOT CARE. 😀

I recommend this to anyone who has seen the movie and loved it just as much as I did. As a matter of fact, I’m going to stop typing nonsense and watch the movie again. 😉

OK I’m done, I promise…. …more